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The other man frantically screamed, "Roger!", and was relieved to hear a faint reply. <BR> <BR> "Okay Rodge," shouted Barry, "I'm gonna throw a rope down to you, so wrap it 'round one of your legs and.." but before he could finish, he heard Roger call "But both my legs are broke." <BR> <BR> Barry suggested his arms, to which the reply was "They're broken too!" So finally, Roger held on with his mouth. 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