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    Winning the lottery
    Joke Info
    Category : Relationships
    Rating : 2.86
    Contributor : n/a
    Type : T
    A woman gets home, schreeches her car into the driveway, runs into the house, slams the door and shouts at the top of her lungs, 'Honey, pack your bags. I won the damn lottery!'
    The husband says, 'Ohmigod! No shit?! What should I pack, beach stuff or mountain stuff?'
    The wife yells back, 'I couldn't care less... just get the hell out!'

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